"When I'm going to see a comedian, I don't want to see them hold back, and when I'm reading a book, I don't want to hear an abridged version."

-- Kathy Griffin

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“In the world I notice persons are nearly always stressed and have no time...I don't know how persons with jobs do the jobs and all the living as well...I guess the time gets spread very thin like butter all over the world, the roads and houses and playgrounds and stores, so there's only a little smear of time on each place, then everyone has to hurry on to the next bit.”
“Nothing in life is more remarkable than the unnecessary anxiety which we endure, and generally create ourselves.”
“Many of us are being held hostage by bitterness because we are not willing to give to others what we have been given.”
“Countries are different. They make different choices. We cannot harmonise everything.”

Source : David Cameron's Speech about his plans for a referendum on British membership of the European Union, www.theguardian.com. January 23, 2013.
“Like an opera singer, I am able to sing out my song in paint.”
“...the vital point to remember is that the swine who just sent your pearl of a story back with nothing but a coffee-stain and a printed rejection slip can be wrong. You cannot take it for granted that he is wrong, but you have an all-important margin of hope that might be enough to keep you going.”
“hurt vanity is one of the cruelest of mortal wounds.”
“Silence is God's language, and it's a very difficult language to learn.”

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