"Anthony Weiner and his wife, Huma, have given birth to a baby boy. He posted a photo of the new baby on Twitter, but people are afraid to open it."

-- Jay Leno

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“Do not kill ants. They are your best friends.”

Source : Joe Brainard (1971). “Selected Writings, 1962-1971”
“You'll pardon me gentlemen if I make the fight short. I have a train to catch.”
“There will be obstacles. There will be doubters. There will be mistakes. But with hard work... THERE ARE NO LIMITS.”
“I can do web, comic books, macrame, art.”
“Falling in love is awesome, but I'm never drawn to happy songs per se, so whenever you sit down to write a heartbreak song and you're happily in love, it's like, 'OK, now I have to go back to a sad place to get something good.”
“If anyone can figure out how to balance my celebrity and my dual careers in music and film, it's me. I don't feel frightened; I feel challenged.”
“The person whoâ€™s in love with their vision of community will destroy community. But the person who loves the people around them will create community everywhere they go.”
“The Morganville in her wanted to tell people to go home and be safe, but she knew that was verging on crazy. The world these laughing people lived in was a very different place. She was in a very different place.”

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