"Boys who spent their weekends making banana nut muffins did not, as a rule, excel in the art of hand-to-hand combat."

-- David Sedaris

#Art Quotes #Weekend Quotes #Boys Quotes

“I found the blues too limiting, and classical was too disciplined.”
“An analogy is like a thought with another thought's hat on”
“Energy cannot be created or destroyed, it can only be changed from one form to another.”
“Archives exist because there's something that can't necessarily be articulated. Something is said in the gaps between all the information.”
“Your cowardly self-delusions about â€œloveâ€ when you know as well as I do that thereâ€™s never been anything between us but contempt and distrust and a terrible sickly dependence on each otherâ€™s weakness- thatâ€™s why. Thatâ€™s why I couldnâ€™t stop laughing about the Inability to Love, and thatâ€™s why I canâ€™t stand to let you touch me, and thatâ€™s why Iâ€™ll never again believe in anything you think, let alone anything you say”
“When we canâ€™t marry the person we had in mind, our inability to look beyond may even blind sight us from someone who is in fact better for us. When we donâ€™t get hired, or we lose something dear to us, itâ€™s hard to take a step back and notice the bigger picture. Often Allah takes things away from us, only to replace them with something greater.”
“What we want is a social harmony, even as we live in a world where any idea about the real thing is as likely to evoke the ancient memory of an advertisement for a soda pop as anything solid or necessary.”
“So many funny things happen to me everyday I should have a TV show.”

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