"On the show, you have to be more charismatic, a little smoother, but I think I can still be that prince of darkness. You just have to learn the tricks of the TV trade as well."

-- Anthony Jeselnik

#Thinking Quotes #Darkness Quotes #Tvs Quotes

“Where there's smoke, there's bound to be mirrors.”
“A boy admiring a pretty girl. A rare thing to be certain. But love-true love-is something else.”
“The academy gave me a grounding in discipline and hard work that has sustained me throughout my life, and the lessons I learned there I now try to impress on young people.”

Source : Georg Solti, Harvey Sachs (1997). “Memoirs”, Knopf
“When heroes fall from the sky, many more will learn to fly.”
“And we will be ready, at the end of every day will be ready, will not say no to anything, will try to stay awake while everyone is sleeping, will not sleep, will make the shoes with the elves, will breathe deeply all the time, breathe in all the air full of glass and nails and blood, will breathe it and drink it, so rich, so when it comes we will not be angry, will be content, tired enough to go, gratefully, will shake hands with everyone, bye, bye, and then pack a bag, some snacks, and go to the volcano.”
“Reality has become a parallel universe with photographers returning with different versions of what it truly looks like.”
“The best thing about golf is ultimately what it teaches you about yourself. And the worst thing is how freakin' nervous it can make you feel.”
“The man who is afraid to risk failure seldom has to face success.”

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