"Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get."

-- Robert Orben

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“I believe in using words, not fists. I believe in my outrage knowing people are living in boxes on the street. I believe in honesty. I believe in a good time. I believe in good food. I believe in sex.”
“The eyes are the windows of a woman's heart; you may enter that a way!”
“I started out with a dream to make a star in a jar, and I ended up ... making things that I think can change the world.”
“A fan club is a group of people who tell an actor hes not alone in the way he feels about himself.”
“Repetition of the same thought or physical action develops into a habit which, repeated frequently enough, becomes an automatic reflex.”
“I live for being with the people I love and to live as happily as possible.”
“We are all just here for a time-whether in this building or even on this earth. But the values we hold dear will live on long after we have left this stage. Our responsibility, while we are here, is to breathe life into them; to imbue them with the strength of our convictions and the weight of our efforts.”

Source : "Loretta Lynch is sworn in as U.S. attorney general" by Kevin Johnson, www.usatoday.com. April 27, 2015.
“No matter how rich and prosperous, a nation without independence, cannot be subject to any behaviour before the humanity, at a higher level than serving.”

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