"I never go see live comedy shows because I just sit in the audience thinking, "Here's what I would say. Here's what I would do if I got up there." It drives me crazy."

-- Anthony Jeselnik

#Crazy Quotes #Thinking Quotes #Comedy Quotes

“Fire is the test of gold; adversity, of strong men.”
“What do I have to say to the universe? A soul ought to have something to say to the universe if it's going to be immortal.”
“The fate of the physiology of the brain is independent of the truth and falsity of my assertions relative to the laws of the organization of the nervous system, in general, and of the brain in particular, just as the knowledge of the functions of a sense is independent of the knowledge of the structure of its apparatus.”
“Empathy is about finding echoes of another person in yourself.”

Source : "This Week in Fiction: Mohsin Hamid" by Cressida Leyshon, www.newyorker.com. September 16, 2012.
“Emancipation came to the colored race in America as a war measure. It was an act of military necessity. Manifestly it would have come without war, in the slower process of humanitarian reform and social enlightenment.”
“The brave die never, though they sleep in dust: Their courage nerves a thousand living men.”

Source : Minot Judson Savage (1884). “Poems of modern thought”
“What you are as a single person, you will be as a married person, only to a greater degree. Any negative character trait will be intensified in a marriage relationship, because you will feel free to let your guard down -- that person has committed himself to you and you no longer have to worry about scaring him off.”
“It's like anything in life, visualizing the old man you're going to become: As long as you have a clear picture of that â€” the life you want to lead â€” eventually you'll probably get there.”

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