"I think growing up in Indiana prepares anyone for a life in comedy. I do feel like there is a certain kind of self-effacing cynicism among all Hoosiers."

-- Jim Gaffigan

#Growing Up Quotes #Thinking Quotes #Self Quotes

“Death is a zero sum game for which there is no cure.”
“I hope that in this year to come, you make mistakes. Because if you are making mistakes...you're Doing Something.”
“Be like the fountain that overflows, not like the cistern that merely contains.”
“Forget diamonds or dogsâ€”a girl or boy's best friend is always a high-powered weapon.”
“Written on the mirror, revealed by the steam, were the words, I love you, Jane.”
“He took her in his arms right away. "I'm so sorry," he murmured in her ear. He rocked her, saying it over and over. But no matter how many times he said it, no matter how much she knew he meant it, the words stirred around in her ear but didn't get into her brain. Sometimes he could comfort her. Sometimes he said what she needed, but today he couldn't reach her. Nothing could.”
“Investment success cannot be captured in a mathematical equation or a computer program.”
“If they knocked two of your guys down, I'd get four. You have to protect your hitters.”

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