"Something I'll always remember - when I was a kid, I shook hands with Orville Wright. Forty years later, I shook hands with Neil Armstrong. The guy that invented the airplane and the guy that walked on the moon. In a lifetime, that's kinda wild when you think about it."

-- Jonathan Winters

#Kids Quotes #Airplane Quotes #Thinking Quotes

“One of the best things for a woman to hear is that she is sexy.”

Source : "In brief: GLAAD hands Ang Lee award", www.theguardian.com. March 28, 2006.
“I really wonder what gives us the right to wreck this poor planet of ours.”
“I would like to see America some day.”
“Alas,we who wanted kindness, could not be kind ourselves.”
“Ulysses pissed me off. When Molly Bloom just says, "Yes I said yes I will Yes." And I'm thinking, You should be saying no, Molly. How about no? Saying no is great.”

Source : The Believer interview, artwriting.sva.edu. December 23, 2017.
“I get really grinchy right up until Christmas morning.”
“Having a day job again I found really kind of fueled my fiction, because it became almost this forbidden thing where I had to sneak off and do it in private.”
“Pamela Anderson Lee released a statement confirming that she has had her breast implants removed. Doctors say that Pamela is doing fine and that her old implants are now dating Charlie Sheen.”

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