"59% of all suicides are actually botched murder-suicides performed by dyslexics."

-- Dana Gould

#Suicide Quotes #Murder Quotes

“I plant a lot of trees. I am a great believer in planting things for future generations. I loathe the now culture where you just live for today.”
“Professional football is the most violent thing your eyes have ever seen.”

Source : "The Chat House with Michael Wilbon: Michigan State, Tiger Woods, Great Sports Movies and More". Live Q&A, www.washingtonpost.com. April 6, 2009.
“I can honestly say that there are many forms of atheism that I find far more admirable than many forms of Christianity or of religion in general. But atheism that consists entirely in vacuous arguments afloat on oceans of historical ignorance, made turbulent by storms of strident self-righteousness, is as contemptible as any other form of dreary fundamentalism. And it is sometimes difficult, frankly, to be perfectly generous in oneâ€™s response to the sort of invective currently fashionable among the devoutly undevout, or to the sort of historical misrepresentations it typically involves.”
“I actually didn't like Jane Austen. I was more into the Brontes. They were so wild and passionate. I thought there was something a bit tame about Austen.”

Source : "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.
“faces deceive, and the loveliness of youth is not like the loveliness of age - an absolute mirror of the soul within.”

Source : Anna Katharine Green (2016). “THE DETECTIVE EBENEZER GRYCE MYSTERIES – Complete Collection: 11 Mystery Novels in One Volume: New York Murder-Mysteries: The Leavenworth Case, A Strange Disappearance, The Mystery of the Hasty Arrow, Hand and Ring, That Affair Next Door, Lost Man’s Lane, The Circular Study, One of My Sons…”, p.2348, e-artnow
“You have to liberate yourself first from the prejudices of the world in which you live.”

Source : Interview with Bruce Cole, www.neh.gov. May/June 2005.
“A rational reaction against the irrational excesses and vagaries of scepticism may, I admit, readily degenerate into the rival folly of credulity. To be engaged in opposing wrong affords, under the conditions of our mental constitution, but a slender guarantee for being right .”
“If you make a living, if you earn your own money, you're free - however free one can be on this planet..”

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