"I fainted last night! Luckily I was going to bed at the time so I didn't get hurt."

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Arj Barker

#Hurt Quotes #Night Quotes #Bed Quotes

“It used to be a common saying of Myson's that men ought not to seek for things in words, but for words in things; for that things are not made on account of words but that words are put together for the sake of things.”
“Being other than normal is a perilous advantage.”

Source : Natalie Clifford Barney, Anna Livia (1992). “A Perilous Advantage: The Best of Natalie Clifford Barney”, p.92, New Victoria Publishers
“I'm going to do my job and I don't care if I'm not friends with anybody. I don't need to be best friends with all my co-workers to do a good job.”

Source : Interview with Sam Adams, film.avclub.com. September 30, 2009.
“People are under the illusion that it's easy...Technically, it is complex. You have a million options with equipment to distract you. I tell my students to simplify their equipment.”
“Many persons sigh for death when it seems far off, but the inclination vanishes when the boat upsets, or the locomotive runs off the track, or the measles set it.”
“If you just look around... you'll see you got magic.”
“The books all say that barracuda rarely eat people, but very few barracuda can read.”
“We moved to Baltimore, Maryland, in 1979, when I was five. The funny thing is that, even though Baltimore had one of the top murder rates in the country in those days, I grew up hearing about how dangerous New York was.”

Source : Interview with Jennifer L. Knox, www.newyorker.com. June 14-21, 2010.

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