"I just got a car, and I gotta say, this car is very cryptic. The very first day I drove it, a light came on out of nowhere: 'Check engine.' Could they be any more vague? What if a light came on and said, 'Problem'?"

-- Arj Barker

#Light Quotes #Car Quotes #What If Quotes

“We don't really understand most of what's happening in the cosmos. Is there any afterlife? Who knows.”

Source : "David Eagleman: 'We won't die - our consciousness will live forever on the internet'". Interview With Sean O'Hagan, www.theguardian.com. April 3, 2010.
“I am not some sort of freak. I might be very good at chess but I'm just a normal person.”
“If in the past, you didnt cry out when thousands of protestors were killed and injured by Turkey, Egypt and Libya, when more victims than ever were hanged by Iran, women and children in Afghanistan were bombed, whole communities were massacred in South Sudan, 1800 Palestinians were starved and murdered by Assad in Syria, hundreds in Pakistan were killed by jihadist terrorist attacks, 10,000 Iraqis were killed by terrorists, villagers were slaughtered in Nigeria, but you ONLY cry out for Gaza, then you are NOT Pro- Human Rights, you are only Anti-Israel.”
“If I could finance my own movies, I would be doing it.”
“A good heart will help you to a bonny face, my lad and a bad one will turn the bonniest into something worse than ugly.”
“Bells are musics laughter.”

Source : Thomas Hood, Thomas Hood (Jr.) (1867). “The Comic Poems of Thomas Hood”, p.72
“Establish a place of work where engineers can feel the joy of technological innovation, be aware of their mission to society and work to their heart's content.”

Source : "Good Business: Leadership, Flow, and the Making of Meaning". Book by Mihaly Csikszentmihalyi (p. 57), 2004.
“I love you Mark..." Courtney, PoR. I love you too Courtney..." Mark, PoR.”

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