"Here is your government at work. A congressman from Colorado said he wants to draft a rule that would make it unethical to have a sexual relationship with an intern. Only Congress would need a rule to tell them cheating on their wives is not ethical. Don't we have that rule? I believe it's called the Sixth Commandment."

-- Jay Leno

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“Line by line, moment by moment, special times are etched into our memories in the permanent ink of everlasting love in our relationships.”
“People asking questions, lost in confusion, well I tell them there's no problem, only solutions.”
“The only currency that will heal every culture is ceaseless love.”
“Let go of the idea that the path will lead you to your goal. The truth is that with each step we take, we arrive. Repeat that to yourself every morning: 'I've arrived.' That way you'll find it much easier to stay in touch with each second of your day.”
“There is incredible value in being of service to others.”
“It's a lot of talent sitting in suits.”
“I like politics. I like traveling in the United States.”
“So you can see that if you direct that force at several objectives, it becomes divided, and each objective receives a fairly weak stimulus, which results in a slow reaction, or no reaction at all. Do you have a great, ultimate goal to reach that requires attaining lesser objectives along the way? Well then, let the many lie inactive and direct your force at the nearest or first; once you accomplish that, take up the next and so on.”

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