"Never give a sucker an even break."

-- W. C. Fields

#Giving Quotes #Comedy Quotes #Break Quotes

“To make decisions while infuriated is as unwise and foolish as it is for a captain to put out to sea in a raging storm.”
“Being a good host offsets the deprivation and loneliness of my youth”
“Where sanity is there God is.”
“The safety and happiness of society are the objects at which all political institutions aim, and to which all such institutions must be sacrificed.”
“Approaching the stove, she would don a voluminous apron, toss some meat on a platter, empty a skillet of its perfectly cooked a point vegetables, sprinkle a handful of chopped parsley over all, and then, like a proficient striptease artist, remove the apron, allowing it to fall to the floor with a shake of her hips.”
“It turns out that is exactly what product strategy is all aboutâ€”figuring out the right product is the innovatorâ€™s job, not the customerâ€™s job.”

Source : "The Hard Thing About Hard Things". Book by Ben Horowitz, March 4, 2014.
“It is wrong to try to avoid the struggle against imperialism under the pretext that independence and revolution are important, but that peace is still more precious.”

Source : Biography/Pesonal Quotes, www.imdb.com.
“I work hard. But I play hard, too.”

Source : "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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