"One of my friends went on a murder weekendnow he is doing life for it"

-- Jack Dee

“People say I write specifically about nothing in particular. I don't know about the latter part, but I think the first part is really important in conjuring up a voice that works, or at least the illusion of a voice at work.”

Source : "Destroyer" by Matt LeMay, pitchfork.com. June 12, 2006.
“[My music] is opposite to fashion.”

Source : Source: www.interviewmagazine.com
“The Syrian regime is helping the insurgency in Iraq and allowing all kinds of militants to come in and out, and go to Iraq to attack random soldiers and innocent people.”
“A woman will do anything to keep a pretty figure, but hardly anything to get one.”
“Whoever desires to live among men has to obey their laws this is what the secular morality of Western civilization comes down to. ... Rationality in the form of such obedience swallows up everything, even the freedom to think.”

Source : Max Horkheimer (1970). “Zeitschrift Fur Sozialforschung”
“A wise man seeks much counsel...a fool listens to all of it.”
“I think that happens to a lot of people who find themselves thrust into the spotlight and becoming famous before they recognize what's happening to them. Life becomes a little distorted for them.”
“There are things that can't be said, because it's hard to have to know them.”

Source : Ali Smith (2007). “The Accidental”, p.117, Anchor

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