"When I black out, it's the happiest time of my life."

-- Artie Lange

#Black Quotes #Time Of My Life Quotes

“We focused so much on saying, "Don't vote for them and here's why" and we didn't tell the American people "Vote for us and here's why."”

Source : Source: themoderatevoice.com
“If it was so honorable and glorious to be black, why was it the yellow-skinned people among us had so much prestige?”
“The first law of economics is that when the price goes up, consumption comes down. This is a divine law.”
“You know, Jacob, if it werenâ€™t for the fact that weâ€™re natural enemies and that youâ€™re also trying to steal away the reason for my existence, I might actually like you.”
“The very important thing you should have is patience.”

Source : "Alibaba’s Jack Ma: Make Up Your Mind, Yahoo". Interview with Peter Kafka, allthingsd.com. October 19, 2011.
“Saddam's removal is necessary to eradicate the threat from his weapons of mass destruction”
“I think part of my success as an editor came from never worrying about a fact, a cause, an atmosphere. It was meâ€”projecting to the public. That was my job. I think I always had a perfectly clear view of what was possible for the public. Give â€˜em what they never knew they wanted.”
“I always thought that I was okay with arithmetic.”

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