"You'll never get dressed as quick as when you wake up next to a naked dead chick"

-- Ron Bennington

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“For a while I felt very alone; sort of out there in the world of comics, especially here in the States”
“I did get to work with Anthony Hopkins on 'The Human Stain.' If I ever manage to accomplish a quarter of what he's achieved, I'll have had one hell of a career.”
“I believe that even an airport can be an inspiring place for an artist. A Nobel Prize laureate once said something along the lines of, "The more one travels, the more intelligent one becomes," however, I think that you can still travel a lot and remain sheltered.”

Source : Source: www.interviewmagazine.com
“The supreme task is to organize and unite people so that their anger becomes a transforming force.”
“I moved to London with this really warped sense of expectation.”
“It’s just as easy to lie to yourself as it is to lie to other people. Maybe easier.”

Source : David Lubar (2007). “Sleeping Freshmen Never Lie”, Puffin Books
“I was twenty-one at the time, about to turn twenty-two. No prospect of graduating soon, and yet no reason to quit school. Caught in the most curiously depressing circumstances. For months I'd been stuck, unable to take one step in any new direction. The world kept moving on; I alone was at a standstill. In the autumn, everything took on a desolate cast, the colors swiftly fading before my eyes. The sunlight, the smell of the grass, the faintest patter of rain, everything got on my nerves.”
“Computer hacking really results in financial losses and hassles. The objectives of terrorist groups are more serious. That is not to say that cyber groups can't access a telephone switch in Manhattan on a day like 9/11, shut it down, and therefore cause more casualties.”

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