"The human brain is special. It starts working as soon as you get up and it doesn't stop until you get to school."

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Milton Berle

#Education Quotes #Teaching Quotes #School Quotes

“Repentance and faith are distasteful to the unregenerate; they would sooner repeat a thousand formal prayers than shed a solitary tear of true repentance.”
“[Allegory] is a flight by which the human wit attempts at one and the same time to investigate two objects, and consequently is fitted only to the most exalted geniuses.”

Source : Arnold Edwin Needham, Sarah Fielding (1943). “The Life and Works of Sarah Fielding”
“I fell in love with Twitter. Fathers, lock up your deadlines.”

Source : Source: www.vulture.com
“For poetry there exists neither large countries nor small. Its domain is in the heart of all men.”
“I regret nothing, but I am sorry that I am about to leave my friends.”
“God as now generally conceived of is only the last witch.”
“I feel a sense of sadness and joy. Mostly sadness though about what I've experienced and sadness about what others have experienced in reference to the stroke.”
“We need to substitute for the book a device that will make it easy to transmit information without transporting material.”

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