"I believe conspiracy theories are part of a larger conspiracy to distract us from the real conspiracy. String theory."

-- Andy Kindler

#Real Quotes #Believe Quotes #Conspiracy Quotes

“A lot of loud people have been talking over the years; they have these huge voices but don't say much. I'm sure there are a lot of really quiet people who have a lot more intelligent things to say than the loud people.”
“When the Seinfeld show said it was going to be a show about nothing, everybody said it couldn't - wouldn't work. It did. Thor is about something, about that character finding his destiny, but it's not doing what was expected... and yet it's doing very well.”
“A man's worth can be judged through those who dislike him.”
“There is a law in human nature which draws us to like what we passionately condemn.”
“I went to the High School for Performing Arts, and to Howard University on a talent scholarship.”

Source : "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.
“If it was not for Rajiv Gandhi, urbanization in India would have been history.”
“The last person I'd date is some rich kid who's had everything handed to her on a plate. Give me a normal girl any day.”
“I support any Muslims, whether here or abroad.”

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