"By my estimation, dating was 1 percent confidence and 99 percent troubleshooting."

-- Ophira Eisenberg

“Tho' you're tired and weary Still journey on, till you come to your happy abode, Where all you love you've been dreaming of Will be there, at the end of the road.”

Source : 'The End of the Road' (1924 song)
“Perhaps when we find ourselves wanting everything, it is because we are dangerously close to wanting nothing.”
“You are who you are. All you can do in this world is help others to be who they are and better themselves.”

Source : Twitter post from Jul 23, 2010
“I can use movie as a language. Not only could it send a good message, I could let people know about my thinking and how I see the world, how I see the colour, how I see the music, how I see everything.”
“The world looks at ministers out of the pulpit to know that they mean in it.”
“I ought to spend the best hours of the day in communion with God. It is my noblest and most fruitful employment, and is not to be thrust into any corner.”
“My Macbook is my new boyfriend, except that he's dependable and meets all my demands.”
“New gods arise when they are needed.”

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