"You know, civil rights is great and everything, but a lot of people don't realize that plumbers in the South make less money than when they used to install separate drinking fountains."

-- Andy Kindler

#Drinking Quotes #Rights Quotes #People Quotes

“Who could ever tell a story complete?”

Source : Leah Hager Cohen (2014). “No Book but the World: A Novel”, p.91, Penguin
“What gift has providence bestowed on man that is so dear to him as his children?”
“The condition of mankind is, and always has been, so miserable and depraved that, if anyone were to say to the poet: "For God's sake stop singing and do something useful like putting on the kettle or fetching bandages," what just reason could he give for refusing?”
“A public office is not a job, it is an opportunity to do something for the public.”
“The thing is, the reader doesn't want to hear about bad times.”
“In its Roman-era setting, for example, Christianity was so different that critics of the time referred to it as a "superstition" (meaning a bogus or dangerous religion).”

Source : Source: www.patheos.com
“Left love behind many years ago. Now it rests under a cross in the cemetery in Tombstone.”
“There are people who are very dismissive of games and gamers.”

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