"Everybody's funny in different ways."

-- Colin Quinn

#Different Quotes #Way Quotes

“The software program for motherhood is impossible to fully download into the male brain. You give them two tasks and they're like, 'I have to change the baby and get the dry cleaning?'”
“Can't sleep unless the TV is on.”
“Nice is the worst word.”

Source : "Shining Knightley". Interview with Andrew Goldman, www.elle.com. July 17, 2006.
“From the deepest desires often come the deadliest hate.”
“Without greater support for childcare, parents of young children may be forced to choose cheaper, poor quality care for their children or fail to provide it entirely.”
“History knows no greater display of courage than that shown by the people of the Soviet Union.”
“It's almost impossible to make the case that Bush is a conservative. That may be good; that may be bad.”
“How did Biot arrive at the partial differential equation? [the heat conduction equation] . . . Perhaps Laplace gave Biot the equation and left him to sink or swim for a few years in trying to derive it. That would have been merely an instance of the way great mathematicians since the very beginnings of mathematical research have effortlessly maintained their superiority over ordinary mortals.”

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