"President Obama and House Speaker John Boehner played golf this weekend. Obamaâ€™s handicap is Joe Biden."

-- Jay Leno

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“Feeding plants to animals then eating the animals is like filtering water through a sewer then drinking it.”
“Reading is such a huge part of my life.”
“Be aware of the big difference between inspired action and activity. Activity comes from the brain-mind and is rooted in disbelief and lack of faith - you are taking action to â€œmakeâ€ your desire happen. Inspired action is allowing the law to work through you and to move you. Activity feels hard. Inspired action feels wonderful.”
“When you helped somebody, right away you were responsible for that person. And things always followed for which you were never prepared.”
“I find politics in almost every country I go to be incredibly different and incredibly similar and I'm never surprised by anything.”
“... possessiveness cannot accept; it cannot even strike a fair bargain; it has to confer.”
“This is why true beauty never strikes us directly. The setting sun is beautiful because of all it makes us lose.”

Source : Antonin Artaud (1958). “The Theater and Its Double”, p.71, Grove Press
“Friendship, then, like the other natural loves, is unable to save itself. In reality, because it is spiritual and therefore faces a subtler enemy, it must, even more wholeheartedly than they, invoke the divine protection if it hopes to remain sweet. For consider how narrow its true path is. Is must not become what the people call a "mutual admiration society"; yet if it is not full of mutual admiration, of Appreciative love, it is not Friendship at all.”

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