"British Israelites: The British Israelites believe the white Anglo-Saxons of Britain to be descended from the ten lost tribes of Israel deported by Sargon of Assyria on the fall of Sumeria in 721 B.C. ... They further believe that the future can be foretold by the measurements of the Great Pyramid, which probably means it will be big and yellow and in the hand of the Arabs. They also believe that if you sleep with your head under the pillow a fairy will come and take all your teeth."

-- Mike Harding

#Believe Quotes #Fall Quotes #Humorous Quotes

“Look on this beautiful world, and read the truth in her fair page.”

Source : William Cullen Bryant, “The Ages”
“Your memory is your first and best weapon, ladies. Learn to use it.”

Source : Ally Carter (2008). “Cross My Heart and Hope to Spy (B&N Custom Pub)”, Hyperion
“As I say, we Norwegians love our woolens, and you can buy some beautiful knitwear in Oslo. They might cost you a bit - but they will last.”
“Well, the coolest thing I have seen so far, in terms of, like, me being an astronaut and seeing something unusual, was the rendezvous, the docking of a Progress spaceship.”
“When gossip gets old it becomes a myth.”
“...it is the greatest achievement of a teacher to enable his students to surpass him.”

Source : John G. Kemeny (1964). “Random Essays on Mathematics, Education, and Computers”
“In politics, what begins in fear usually ends in folly.”
“Journalists are more powerful now than they've ever been, and we all know what power does. Anyone who disses the media is really asking for it. But it is the case that the journalists are what they are - world famous for vulgarity, alcoholism, spite.”

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