"Lieutenant Governor Paterson - blind, black guy - gets sworn in. First thing he says is, 'By the way, cheated on my wife. Let's just get that out in the open right now.' He didn't need to admit that. He's blind. Could have said it was an accident."

-- Greg Fitzsimmons

#Wife Quotes #Guy Quotes #Black Quotes

“Little secrets are commonly told again, but great ones generally kept.”
“I can't remember what the last film I saw was, as I can't smoke or drink in cinemas.”
“Lines drawn into his face suggested he had spent many years thinking very hard over very difficult problems.”
“I'm not going to become anybody I don't want to become”
“Love, in the final analysis, is wisdom.”
“Anything may be possible in America, but a Palin presidency is virtually implausible.”
“Life continues in lots of places, and life is a magical thing.”
“I'd spent half of my life crying, the other half refusing to cry”

Source : Jean-Claude Izzo (2016). “Chourmo”, p.100, Penguin

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