"My wife and I want to try swapping. We want to go to one of those key parties where you put your keys in a bowl. But we just want to upgrade our car."

-- Andy Kindler

#Party Quotes #Keys Quotes #Wife Quotes

“I love when violent, dangerous art is done by people who are not violent and dangerous. I love that when George Romero was making 'Dawn of the Dead,' he was coaching his son's little league team.”
“You can begin to see an amalgamation of cultures, the real beginning of one world. Ten years ago, it would have been impossible to imagine a Cockney singing group with a Southern Negro style and Indian and electronic music. I wonder if people have even noticed what a tremendous cultural signal the Beatles are.”

Source : "Read or Listen to the YES MAN Press Conference with Producers David Heyman, Richard Zanuck and director Peyton Reed". YES MAN Press Conference, collider.com. December 17, 2008.
“It is very important to concentrate on hitting the U.S. economy through all means possible”
“God is a pure no-thing, concealed in now and here; the less you reach for him, the more he will appear.”

Source : Angelus Silesius, “God is a pure no-thing”
“When a woman gets married it is like jumping into a hole in the ice in the middle of winter: you do it once and you remember it the rest of your days.”
“Grip the club as if you were holding a baby bird.”
“By all means let's be open-minded, but not so open-minded that our brains drop out.”
“One of the sweetest things in life: a letter from a friend.”

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