"In Texas, we have the death penalty, and we use it. That's right. If you come to Texas and kill somebody, we will kill you back."

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Source : Ron White (2007). “I Had the Right to Remain Silent...But I Didn't Have the Ability”, p.170, Penguin

Ron White

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