"People are trying so hard to become famous. Johnny Marbles, he tried to throw a pie in Rupert Murdoch's face. What do I gotta do, give Sumner Redstone a wedgie?"

-- Andy Kindler

#Pie Quotes #People Quotes #Giving Quotes

“When Fred Astaire danced, everything in this world was perfect.”
“I've always loved interior design.”
“There is no shop, book, or person, that gives you confidence; it comes through reconnecting with your true authentic self.”
“When you're in the womb, you're in a sterile environment. When you enter the birth canal and are born, you're no longer in a sterile environment. Very quickly you have bacteria living on your skin, in your nose and throat.”

Source : "Paul Offit On The Anti-Vaccine Movement". "Science Friday" with Ira Flatow, www.npr.org. January 7, 2011.
“Keep fear out of your child's mind, as you would keep poison out of his body; for fear is the deadliest of mental poisons.”
“[Charles ] Kushner engaged in a conspiracy, with co-conspirators, to hire prostitutes to entice witnesses who were cooperating with the federal investigation.”

Source : Source: www.npr.org
“Without inner peace it is impossible to have world peace.”
“In New York, you can just wake up and everything sorts itself out. I love that, not having a plan.”

Source : "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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