"Maybe Bill Maher should just practice his monologue a few times before the show, so he wouldn't find it so hilarious. But I kid the asshole."

-- Andy Kindler

#Kids Quotes #Practice Quotes #Bills Quotes

“God will help us become the people we are meant to be, if only we will ask Him”
“Im 48 now and I would like to have another baby. I would love to because of all the things I have learned. It would be like starting all over again. But am I too old? Im young at heart and I would be different this time round.”
“When people hit on feeling a certain melancholy or elation, it's a really exciting moment. I think making that connection is the goal, and what makes something great.”

Source : Source: therumpus.net
“It has been said that absolute power corrupts absolutely, but many it not be truer to say that to be absolutely powerful a man must first corrupt himself?”
“He (Babe Ruth) hits a ball harder and further than any man I ever saw.”
“Write your own book instead of reading someone else's book about success”
“Don't be afraid to fail. Be afraid not to try.”
“The great thing about suicide is that it's not one of those things you have to do now or you lose your chance. I mean, you can always do it later.”

Source : "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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