"I don't even plan things until later, so no I got no plans."

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Source : Source: easterncarolinastyle.com

Ron White

“Happiness is the art of learning how to get joy from your substance.”
“Tricking someone into grief is one of the cruelest tricks a person can play, and its been played on me twice.”
“Credit is a human right that should be treated as a human right. If credit can be accepted as a human right, then all other human rights will be easier to establish.”
“Getting information from the internet is like getting a glass of water from the Niagara Falls.”
“When it's over it should be over. When a man is no longer at risk, he loses touch. I think these fellows who think they have some long-term right to dignity and salary and expense accounts and company planes are all wrong. On December 21, 1963 I walked out of there and said that's it: no office, no secretaries. Nothing.”
“Someday, hopefully very soon, 'diving within' as a preparation for learning and as a tool for developing the creative potential of the mind will be a standard part of every schoolâ€™s curriculum.”
“As humans, we have the tendency to call on God only when we think that we're in dire straits as opposed to cultivating a real relationship with Him every day. And that's what my music tries to convey to all the listeners - try to cultivate it every day.”
“The tires were scorching hot, in fact I burned my fingers on one.”

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