"We have hearing aids in order to fix our ears. We have lasik surgery in order to fix our eyes. People ... you can't fix stupid!"

-- Ron White

#Stupid Quotes #Eye Quotes #Order Quotes

“One learns more from listening than speaking.And both the wind and the people who continue to live close to nature still have much to tell us which we cannot hear within university walls.”
“Without producing, no man can love, nor can he understand or remember, nor have the power of feeling and being.”
“It's a considerable source of tragedy in the world that people stay in powerful jobs long past the point where they're a spent force.”

Source : Interview with Scott Raab, www.esquire.com. June 8, 2011.
“I am now past the craggy paths of study, and come to the flowery plains of honor and reputation.”
“It was the in-between time, before day leaves and night comes, a time Iâ€™ve never been partial to because of the sadness that lingers in the space between going and coming.”
“Youâ€™re like a lighthouse shining beside the sea of humanity, motionless: all you can see is your own reflection in the water. Youâ€™re alone, so you think itâ€™s a vast, magnificent panorama. You havenâ€™t sounded the depths. You simply believe in the beauty of Godâ€™s creation. But I have spent all this time in the water, diving deep into the howling ocean of life, deeper than anyone. While you were admiring the surface, I saw the shipwrecks, the drowned bodies, the monsters of the deep”
“I have never intentionally used steroids. Never. Ever. Period,”

Source : "Paula Zahn Now", www.cnn.com. August 3, 2005.
“And the Truth turns out to be nothing less than the amazing but undeniable fact that the whole outer world -whether it be the physical body, the common things of life, the winds and the rain, the clouds, the earth itself -is amenable to man's thought, and that he had dominion over it when he knows it.”

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