"I'm in love with a philosophy major, and she doesn't even know I exist. And what's worse, she can prove it."

-- Arj Barker

#Philosophy Quotes #Prove It Quotes #Knows Quotes

“Funny how we take it for granted that we know all there is to know about another person, just because we see them frequently or because of some strong emotional tie.”

Source : Robert Bloch (2010). “Psycho: A Novel”, p.48, The Overlook Press
“Even if it doesn't work out, the experience is so valuable to so many employers that your worst case scenario is, 'Ok, so that was a bust, I'll get a six-figure job at whatever company.' Risk is this outmoded idea - your parents might not understand that, but taking these types of risks doesn't have a downside.”
“This is probably why, my life is easier, and my family is very happy, because we never lie each other. This is probably all people supposed to feel each other, so be always in all of the world they'll be peace.”
“One said of suicide, As long as one has brains one should not blow them out. And another answered, But when one has ceased to have them, too often one cannot.”

Source : "Aphorisms". Book by F. H. Bradley, 1930.
“I think women see me on the cover of magazines and think I never have a pimple or bags under my eyes. You have to realize that's after two hours of hair and makeup, plus retouching. Even I don't wake up looking like Cindy Crawford.”
“I will never fit in because I was not meant to”
“Man's real home is not a house, but the Road, and that life itself is a journey to be walked on foot.”
“I was a big fan of how Johnny Carson hosted awards shows. Dick Cavett, as well, I think did a really great job of providing a nice blend of comedy, wit and class.”

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