"I love how the soccer guys just fall when they get kicked and go baby crying.They try to explain to the referee like he's their mother: "Wah! Did you see what he did?" Then they get back to playing soccer again."

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Pablo Francisco

#Soccer Quotes #Mother Quotes #Baby Quotes

“1. "What do you really want to get out of life?" 2. "What can you offer the world that no one else can?”
“In breif Sermone ane pregnant sentence wryte.”

Source : Robert Henryson (1824). “Robene and Makyne: And The Testament of Cresseid”
“The Universe has been wrought for us by a supremely good and orderly Creator”
“And then the sly arch-lover that he was, he said the subtlest thing of all: that the lover was nearer the divine than the beloved; for the god was in the one but not in the other - perhaps the tenderest, most mocking thought that ever was thought, and source of all the guile and secret bliss the lover knows.”
“It is enough to make anybody's blood bile in thier vains to think how different sin is looked upon in a man and woman. I say sin is sin, and you can't make goodness out of it by parsin' it in the masculine gender, no more'n you can by parsin' it in the feminine or neutral.”

Source : Marietta Holley (1875). “My Opinions and Betsy Bobbet's: Designed as a Beacon Light, to Guide Women to Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Happiness, But which May be Read by Members of the Sterner Sect, Without Injury to Themselves Or the Book”, p.113
“When God saw that people, instead of turning to God, were turning to the medicine cabinet, God made himself available in the medicine cabinet.”

Source : "Ecstasy: The Complete Guide: A Comprehensive Look at the Risks and Benefits of MDMA". Book by Julie Holland, 2001.
“Sometimes I stand there going, 'I'm not doing any of this right!' And then I get this big man belch out of her, and I go, 'Ah, we accomplished this together.'”
“Read the Bible. Work hard and honestly. And don't complain.”

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