"You know you're getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you're down there."

-- George Burns

#Hilarious Quotes #Retirement Quotes #Ties Quotes

“I had a lot of things I wanted to doâ€¦ I want to be a teacherâ€¦I also want to be an astronautâ€¦and also make my own cake shopâ€¦I want to go to the sweets bakery and say â€œI want one of everythingâ€, ohhhh I wish I could live life five times overâ€¦Then Iâ€™d be born in five different places, and Iâ€™d stuff myself with different food from around the worldâ€¦Iâ€™d live five different lives with five different occupationsâ€¦and then, for those five timesâ€¦Iâ€™d fall in love with the same personâ€¦”

Source : "Bleach". Manga by Tite Kubo, 2001 - 2016.
“There are always great dangers in letting the best be the enemy of the good.”

Source : Roy Jenkins “Essays Speeches”
“Ethiopia always has a special place in my imagination and the prospect of visiting Ethiopia attracted me more strongly than a trip to France, England, and America combined. I felt I would be visiting my own genesis, unearthing the roots of what made me an African.”
“I'm the smartest celebrity youâ€™ve ever dealt with. Iâ€™m not Britney Spears.”
“if you don't exist in the arts of a culture, you're invisible. The arts are what express the soul of who we are and that expresses our humanity.”
“I've known Prince for many years - I worked on the "Raspberry Beret" video - and Kirstie [Alley] and I used to fight about him.He once sent a card [saying] he had penned a song about me, called "Palomino Pleasure Ride." I remember bringing this card to work one time and showing Kirstie and saying: "See? Now who's the better friend?" It was so ridiculous.”

Source : "'The Best TV Show That's Ever Been'". Interview with Brian Raftery, www.gq.com. September 27, 2012.
“Wherever smart people work, doors are unlocked.”

Source : Saturday keynote speech, The Fifth HOPE (Hackers on Planet Earth) Conference, July 10, 2004.
“But anonymity is very important to me, and I don't want to be recognized in public more than I already am.”

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