"What does it mean to pre-board? Do you get on before you get on?"

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George Carlin

#Inspirational Quotes #Funny Quotes #Mean Girls Quotes

“Tradition and heritage are all dead peoples baggage. Stop carrying it. Move forward.”

Source : "Doug Stanhope: Oslo - Burning the Bridge to Nowhere". Comedy, 2011.
“There's 1,000 ways into addiction 1,000 ways out.”
“Your direction is a result of your perception.”

Source : Todd Duncan (2002). “High Trust Selling: Make More Money in Less Time with Less Stress”, p.17, Thomas Nelson Inc
“Leaving home' to me means adopting the attitude that the pursuit of the truth is more vital than the pursuit of what society â€” your home â€” tells you is important.”
“A friend came over to the house a few days ago and read one of my poems. He came back today and asked to read the same poem over again. After he finished reading it, he said, It makes me want to write poetry.”
“No excuses. Just do the work.”

Source : Twitter post from Feb 12, 2013
“The novel is more of a whisper, whereas the stage is a shout.”
“Depart from the highway, and transplant thyself in some enclosed ground; for it is hard for a tree that stands by the wayside to keep her fruit till it be ripe.”

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