"Rick Perry has made so many gaffes lately, it is hard to tell if he's running against President Obama or Joe Biden."

-- Jay Leno

#Running Quotes #President Quotes #Biden Quotes

“Guys who can't take care of their own women always covet other guys' women”
“The "Axis of Evil" was - and is - very real, as the tyrants of Iran, Iraq, and North Korea knew full well.”
“Sometimes itâ€™s not how much light you use to get an effect, itâ€™s how little you use and still make it work. There are a lot of rules to be broken in photography, and youâ€™ve got to have courage.”
“I get high like the clouds Gather every rapper up Bring em to the roof And watch em' fly for the Styles”
“There aren't enough secrets to go round anymore. Some spies are having to invent secrets in order to earn a living.”

Source : Shelagh Delaney (1963). “Sweetly Sings the Donkey”
“I am very much in love with no one in particular.”

Source : "Lost & Found" by Shana Naomi Krochmal, www.out.com. August 15, 2008.
“Robespierre, however, was not the type of leader finally destined to emerge from the Revolution.”
“If we're going to spend a lot of money to deal with the problem of 200 million guns in the country owned by 65 million gun owners, we ought to have a system which will work and catch criminals.”

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