"It's always consoling to know that today's Christmas gifts are tomorrow's garage sales."

-- Milton Berle

#Christmas Quotes #Today Quotes #Tomorrow Quotes

“When I wrote War Against the Mafia as a Vietnam statement, I didn't expect much to come of it-but quite a bit came and it captured me. I continued the books to feed the obvious hunger that was there for heroic fiction.”
“I think it is important to help our country's image outside of Spain.”
“To dig a straight furrow, the plowman needs to keep his eyes on a fixed point ahead of him. That keeps him on a true course. If, however, he happens to look back to see where he has been, his chances of straying are increased. The results are crooked and irregular furrows...Fix your attention on your...goals and never look back on your earlier problems....If our energies are focused not behind us but ahead of us--on eternal life and the joy of salvation--we assuredly will obtain it.”
“The only solution to the violence problem in America is a return to traditional parental involvement. This should be encouraged by every elected official. Also, the abandonment and neglect of children by their parents should have civil consequences.”
“Sarcasm is lost in print.”
“They're getting me involved in intrigue again, and I think it follows a classic formula in a soap opera.”
“It is never easy to define what is moral, particularly in foreign policy. But at the risk of being simplistic, it appears to me that a foreign policy that is morally right protects human rights everywhere.”
“Few human beings are proof against the implied flattery of rapt attention.”

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