"The reason I talk to myself is that I'm the only one whose answers I accept."

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George Carlin

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“Fate is nonawareness.”

Source : Jan Kott, Boleslaw Taborski, Edward J. Czerwinski (1987). “Eating of the Gods”, p.157, Northwestern University Press
“We always pay dearly for chasing after what isÂ cheap.”
“The patriot volunteer, fighting for country and his rights, makes the most reliable soldier on earth.”

Source : Attributed to Stonewall Jackson in "Stonewall Jackson: An Address" by Hunter McGuire (p. 16), 1897.
“So when we're told to "move on" or "let go," we should take a look at who is saying it and why, and when we see repetition happening it's worth trying to understand it before attempting to shut it down.”

Source : Source: therumpus.net
“I talk because I feel, and I talk to you because I want you to know how I feel.”
“If I want to average 32 points a game, I can do that easily. It's just eight, eight, eight, eight. No problem. I can do that anytime. That's not being cocky. That's confidence.”
“Yea, let them which have been redeemed of the Lord, shew how He hath delivered them from the hand of the oppressor. When they wandered in the desert wilderness out of the way, and found no city to dwell in, both hungry and thirsty, their soul was overwhelmed in them. Let them confess before the Lord His loving kindness and His wonderful works before the sons of men.”

Source : William Bradford (1952). “Of Plymouth Plantation, 1620-1647”, p.63, Rutgers University Press
“If we know the divine art of concentration, if we know the divine art of meditation, if we know the divine art of contemplation, easily and consciously we can unite the inner world and the outer world.”

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