"Eddie Murphy said once in an interview that nothing is offensive if it's funny. I sort of agree with that, but if something's funny and you're the subject of it, sometimes it's more offensive. If someone's insulting you, you want them to sound like an idiot."

-- Artie Lange

#Insulting Quotes #Sound Quotes #Want Quotes

“The world is little, people are little, human life is little. There is only one big thing â€” desire.”
“There are tough players and nice guys, and I'm a tough player”
“My advice is flip a coin. If you regret the way it landed, then go with your gut.”
“I was so frustrated in Sabbath after the last few albums. I just didn't like the musical direction Sabbath was going in”
“Oh, indeed there is a tie between Iraq and what happened on 9/11. It's not that Saddam Hussein was somehow himself and his regime involved in 9/11, but, if you think about what caused 9/11, it is the rise of ideologies of hatred that lead people to drive airplanes into buildings in New York.”
“In the war room, love? What if someone comes in?â€ I stood and removed his shirt. â€œThen theyâ€™ll have a good story to tell.â€ â€œGood?â€ He adopted the pretense of being offended. â€œProve me wrong.”

Source : Maria V. Snyder (2012). “Fire Study”, p.185, Harlequin
“A thought will color a world for us.”

Source : Theodore Dreiser (2016). “Sister Carrie”, p.54, Simon and Schuster
“Itâ€™s only a scratch, donâ€™t cut my arm off!”

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