"Comedy is rarely funny."

-- Dov Davidoff

“'Creation science' has not entered the curriculum for a reason so simple and so basic that we often forget to mention it: because it is false, and because good teachers understand exactly why it is false.”
“I'm not an academic, but I've always loved poetry since I've been small.”
“How does fear become so powerful? We canâ€™t see it. We canâ€™t touch it, yet it gets its claws in us and begins to control us. Sigh. I hate feeling afraid, and I hate, hate, HATE feeling out of control.”

Source : Gena Showalter (2006). “Oh My Goth”, p.92, Simon and Schuster
“Quick! Head for the ground floor! We have to get out! We will die if we stay! The vampires are here!" "Haven't you got a hug for me, Larten, old buddy?”
“To the artist He is the one altogether lovely, and to the educator He is the master teacher. To the philosopher He is the wisdom of God, and to the lonely He is a brother; to the sorrowful, a comforter to the bereaved, the resurrection and the life. And to the sinner he is the Lamb of God who takes away the sin from the world.”
“I'm always anxious in introducing sounds that don't originate with the cello.”

Source : Source: pitchfork.com
“Cynics are simply thwarted romantics.”
“What am I supposed to do if I go bald? Get a wig? Fat, goofy, gay, wig. I might as well get a piano and start an Elton John tribute act!”

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