"I don't know if it's the weather or what's going on - the summer or something like that - but recently I've been feeling extremely bisexual. I don't know what it is. I don't know what's going on, but I walked down the street and, suddenly, the ladies are looking awfully good to me."

-- Andy Kindler

#Summer Quotes #Bisexual Quotes #Weather Quotes

“I have to admit that talking authoritatively about my students' stories can make me feel, at times, like an astronaut who has just landed on a new planet and insists on giving guided tours to its inhabitants.”
“That's libertarians for you - anarchists who want police protection from their slaves.”

Source : Kim Stanley Robinson (2003). “Green Mars”, p.479, Spectra
“The entire banking movement, at all crucial stages, was centralized in the hands of a few men who for years were linked, ideologically and personally, with one another.”

Source : Gabriel Kolko (2008). “Triumph of Conservatism”, p.222, Simon and Schuster
“I'm not sure Messi is a human.”
“I think everyone sometimes feels intimidated by themselves when they see themselves on the screen.”

Source : "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.
“I just always wanted to be a singer. My mom said I was even singing in my cot!”
“It's weird: The leader of the Conservative Party in England is two years younger than me, and I still don't really feel like a responsible adult.”
“The creation of a world view is the work of a generation rather than of an individual, but we each of us, for better or for worse, add our brick to the edifice.”

Source : John Dos Passos (1970). “The theme is freedom”

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