"I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom."

-- Bob Hope

#Inspirational Quotes #Funny Quotes #Life Quotes

“The greatest contributor to the feeling of tension and fear of war arose from the power of the bombing aeroplane. If all nations would consent to abolish air bombardment . . . that would mean the greatest possible release from fear.”
“I'm knocking our pitiful, pathetic lawmakers. And I thank God that President Bush has stated, we need a Constitutional amendment that states that marriage is between a man and a woman.”
“I too belong to an OBC caste but I have never used my community to get power”
“No change of circumstances can repair a defect of character.”
“For a woman, forty is torture, the end.”
“Although attempting to bring about world peace through the internal transformation of individuals is difficult, it is the only way.”
“Creating doesn't make us unhappy, unhappiness makes us creative. To create is to live, and in living, we want only to creat more, to set our foundations depper and reach higher toward the sky. If sadness is what makes us creative, then sadness is nothing else but life.”
“She had all the best things wrong with herâ€”incest, insanity, drug addiction, bulimia, alopecia: you name it. All the perfect stuff for a memoir. Sheâ€™s so lucky.”

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