"I don't understand why prostitution is illegal, Selling is legal, *** is legal. So why isn't it legal to sell f*ing? Why should it be illegal to sell something that's legal to give away?"

-- George Carlin

#Humorous Quotes #Giving Quotes #Selling Quotes

“Silence sat in the taxi, as though a stranger had got in.”

Source : Elizabeth Bowen (1952). “The house in Paris”
“If the poor rabbits knew I was selling their dead bodies for wine, they would be heartbroken.”

Source : David Adams Richards (2013). “Mercy Among the Children: A Novel”, p.276, Skyhorse Publishing, Inc.
“They head the list of bad to bet on: But I insist they're worse to get on”
“I listened to Kelley's record with pleasure. Great to hear real music with respect for the righteous roots. Her singing is outstanding - no frills, down to the bone and intense.”
“Terrible is the fight put up by the senses. Fight bravely! Conquer them you must.”
“The cyclone derives its powers from a calm center. So does a person.”
“[Madame Nhu was] the Sandra Dee of South Vietnam. If I were cast on a desert island with her, I would quickly make friends with the natives.”
“I have always been fascinated by the human mind, conscious and unconscious - that is what writing and reading is about, too. The why of your life and the why of your choices and the what has happened that you know and the what that you don't know is really riveting, and psychoanalysts share my wonder at how it all unfolds.”

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