"One of those Christmas songs says, "You better not shout, you better not cry, you better not pout." How's my wife going to get along?"

-- Milton Berle

#Christmas Quotes #Song Quotes #Wife Quotes

“Here's to the man Who owns the land That bears the grapes That makes the wine That tastes as good As this does.”
“Any place is sacred ground, for it can become a place of encounter with the divine Presence.”
“Loving yourself is a willingness to be in the same space with your own creations. How contracted would you become if you try to withdraw from your own ideas? Loving yourself is not a matter of building your ego. Egotism is proving you are worthwhile after you have sunk into hating yourself. Loving yourself will dissolve your ego: you will feel no need to prove you are superior.”

Source : "The Lazy Man's Guide to Enlightenment".
“Friends love misery, in fact. Sometimes, especially if we are too lucky or too successful or too pretty, our misery is the only thing that endears us to our friends.”
“I had stories that needed more space than the hour and a half or two hours a movie gives you.”
“Wherever capitalism appears, in pursuit of its mission of exploitation, there will Socialism, fertilized by misery, watered by tears, and vitalized by agitation be also found, unfurling its class-struggle banner and proclaiming its mission of emancipation.”
“By hook or by crook, I hope that you will possess yourselves of money enough to travel and to idle, to contemplate the future or the past of the world, to dream over books and loiter at street corners and let the line of thought dip deep into the stream”
“Life depends on change and renewal.”

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