"It's no disgrace to be old. But damn if it isn't inconvenient."

-- Moms Mabley

#Damn Quotes #Disgrace Quotes #Ifs Quotes

“There is no power on earth that can undo Pakistan.”
“In my next life I want to live backwards. Start out dead and finish off as an orgasm.”
“I don't think you should reprimand your child for everything you're feeling because for them it's as serious as when something happens in our day and we get upset about it.”
“I've never really been very good at marriage. It's one of my failures. I've tried my best, but I do realise the common denominator is me it's something I'm doing.”

Source : "This much I know: Len Goodman". Interview with Megan Conner, www.theguardian.com. March 31, 2012.
“The only thing sweeter than union is reunion.”

Source : Kathleen McGowan (2010). “The Poet Prince”, p.126, Simon and Schuster
“Key shaved off the right (side) this time, so next it'll be the center.”
“When I'm worried and I can't sleep I count my blessings instead of sheep.”
“There are a lot of roles in Shakespeare, basically. If I feel that the script is a movie, I would be interested in doing any role of Shakespeare's.”

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