"I come from a very big family... nine parents."

-- Jim Gaffigan

#Parent Quotes #Big Families Quotes #Nine Quotes

“Life is short. It's God's fault. Sorry.”
“I feel very comfortable shooting music, and I think you can see that.”

Source : Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.
“Sure, there are times when the guys talk about playing football in school and I can't relate to that, but I can relate to being a female athlete. And as long as you are prepared, work hard and know your stuff, you will be fine.”
“I've never believed in seeking perfection at the risk of losing everything.”

Source : "Straight From The Heart". Book by Jean Chretien (Chapter Eight "A New Constitution", p. 189), 1985.
“Historical investigation has for its aim to fix the order and character of events throughout past time and in all places. The task is frankly superhuman.”
“If God exists, Id be the first to be told.”
“I was very privileged and really blessed with so many material and spiritual gifts that I should give back, ... I should do something for my people, but ... it's not just in politics that you can be a servant of the people, you can do it in so many other ways.”

Source : "Then & Now: Corazon Aquino", www.cnn.com. September 19, 2005.
“I build engines and attach wheels to them.”

Source : "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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