"It is so expensive to take care of my hair and keep it looking like I was born with it, when my real hair is the color of rat fur."

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Samantha Bee

#Real Quotes #Color Quotes #Hair Quotes

“Ah, that is a perfume in which I delight; when they roast coffee near my house, I hasten to open the door to take in all the aroma.”
“Democrats don't sound united.”

Source : "House Democrats Re-Elect Nancy Pelosi As Minority Leader". Press Conference, gpbnews.org. November 30, 2016.
“The extremes of opulence and of want are more remarkable, and more constantly obvious, in [Great Britain] than in any other place that I ever saw.”
“Learning is too precious to be motivated by coercive tactics.”
“I think that if you keep banging at the door all you need is a little foothold, a little tiny foothold, and then the rest will take care of itself.”

Source : "Branford Marsalis: It's All About The Band". Interview with Russ Musto, www.allaboutjazz.com. January 12, 2005.
“Every sad thing, every loss or hurt really a challenge to love that much more, really just another of beauty's many strongholds.”

Source : Leah Hager Cohen (2003). “Heart, You Bully, You Punk”, Viking Press
“I have been writing poetry since 1975. My first poetry book was published in 1986.”
“Lukewarm people don't really want to be saved from their sin; they want only to be saved from the penalty of their sin. They don't genuinely hate sin and aren't truly sorry for it; they're merely sorry because God is going to punish them. Lukewarm people don't really believe that this new life Jesus offers is better than the old sinful one.”

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