"They say hot dogs can kill you. How do you know it's not the bun?"

-- Jay Leno

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“There are no failures, only quitters”

Source : Reddit AMA, www.reddit.com. January 27, 2014.
“Finally one should add that in spite of the great complexity of protein synthesis and in spite of the considerable technical difficulties in synthesizing polynucleotides with defined sequences it is not unreasonable to hope that all these points will be clarified in the near future, and that the genetic code will be completely established on a sound experimental basis within a few years.”
“What could not be denied was that in vast segments of the animal world natural selection of the most qualified individuals took place not by competition for females but by competition for space.”

Source : ROBERT ARDREY (1961). “AFRICAN GENISIS”
“Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on or by imbeciles who really mean it.”
“More drills for poor readers do not work.”
“I'm an equal opportunity reader - although I don't much read plays. And since I was raised a Presbyterian, pretty much all pleasures are guilty.”
“Stopping before you reach the goal does not make the discouragement go away. All it does is make the discouragement permanent. Instead, keep going, keep making the attempt, until you make that last, fulfilling attempt that brings the success you desire.”
“Old wisdom out of the cluster of gathering shadows.”

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