"L.A.'s large convenience stores are so big they can accommodate up to twenty armed robbers at one time."

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Jay Leno

#Cities Quotes #Twenties Quotes #Stores Quotes

“Outpouring of affection for God, of resting in his presence, of good feelings towards everyone and sentiments and prayers like theseare suspect if they do not express themselves in practical love which has real effects.”
“And, of course men know best about everything, except what women know better.”
“I'm a novelist, I'm not an activist. I'm not a non-fiction writer, I'm not a journalist. I'm not a foodie, I'm not even really an animal person, or an environmentalist. I did the best I could with this, but it's not who I am.”
“People in the land of LaLa look like expensive wax fruit. And they work hard to achieve that look.”
“The best teachers that I had were always the ones I never wanted to disappoint.”
“Sometimes I imagine colors as if they were living ideas, being of pure reason with which to communicate. Nature is not on the surface, it is deep down.”
“No one ever really gets used to nightmares.”
“I think every family should have a dog; it is like having a perpetual baby; it is the plaything and crony of the whole house. It keeps them all young.”

Source : John Brown (1861). “Spare Hours (3)”, p.106, General Books

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