"I think I speak for America when I say, nothing says NASCAR like Whoopi Goldberg."

--

Source : "Best Week Ever with Paul F. Tompkins". TV Series, www.imdb.com.

Christian Finnegan

#Thinking Quotes #America Quotes #Speak Quotes

“I'm a believer of destiny, and I believe I'm destiny's child. I've seen the highs, and I've seen the lows, and I believe things happen for a reason and always for the best.”
“because he had no place he could stay in without getting tired of it and because there was nowhere to go but everywhere, keep rolling under the stars...”
“Birds and the people who love freedom have something common: They must fly freely to feel that they are alive!”
“Some people have their marriages annulled, which means they never existed. Boy, talk about denial! What do you say when people see your wedding album? 'Oh that was just some play I was in.”
“Sometimes people try to read into my strip and find out what my state of mind is. And I can say if I'm in a good mood, generally the comic strip starts out in a good mood, but the punchline is very negative and sour.”
“We pride ourselves on being the only species that understands the concept of risk, yet we have a confounding habit of worrying about mere possibilities while ignoring probabilities, building barricades against perceived dangers while leaving ourselves exposed to real ones.”
“He who obeys God's laws finds him a father. He who disobeys them, finds him a judge.”
“The bible tells us to be grateful in every situation. I am grateful for mine.”

You may also like:

Anthony Jeselnik
Comedian
Barack Obama
44th U.S. President
Chris Rock
Comedian
Dave Chappelle
Comedian
Greg Fitzsimmons
Comedian
Ted Alexandro
Comedian
Todd Barry
Stand-up comedian
Essence Atkins
Film actress
Kambri Crews
Author