"The torture that they are coming up with in China is so creative. They have this other method where they'll take a bamboo and they'll plant it in your anus and just let it grow. So patient. Man, watch out for China, I say. They have all the ambition as we do but none of the heart."

-- Kristen Schaal

#Funny Quotes #Heart Quotes #Ambition Quotes

“If you die trying for something important, then you have both honor and courage, and that's pretty good.”
“It is better to paint for one minute a day than to think about it for 24 hours a day...”
“Take what the old-church found in Mithra's tomb, candle and script and bell, take what the new-church spat upon and broke and shattered.”
“Most fans go wild when they see a goalie make what looks like a great save, but the chances are what they are seeing is a save that was made from being out of position.”
“The morns are meeker than they were, The nuts are getting brown; The berry's cheek is plumper, The rose is out of town. The maple wears a gayer scarf, The field a scarlet gown. Lest I should be old-fashioned, I'll put a trinket on.”
“A lot of different races and nationalities play football, so it is a good way to try and stop racism.”
“The career has to support the making and can offer a platform, can offer you a voice in the world. And that's an incredible thing. But it's complicated and seductive and weird and tricky. I think you have to keep figuring that out your whole life.”
“If you're good at it, and you love it, and it helps you navigate the river of the world, then it can't be wrong.”

Source : Sherman Alexie (2016). “The Absolutely True Diary of a Part-Time Indian”, p.96, Random House

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